High School's A Bitch

School's on

TAY POV
I'm in a swimming pool full of custard with an edible inflatable massive doughnut...what? Suddenly my ringtone comes on. Oh, someone's calling so I press the green button but it doesn't stop ringing. Ughhh, the sound is getting louder and louder. My eardrums are bleeding....
"WAKE UP! TURN OFF YOUR EFFING ALARM" my brother screams. Oops, I think it's woken up the whole house. Sigh, could I not live in my dreams with the gigantic doughnut? I rapidly turn off the alarm as I gaze at the time. 7:30 am, oh shit.
Many people think that's early, but I tend to take a whole load of time getting ready. I usually wake up at around 6:00 am and just stay in my bed, thinking about my weird as fuck dreams. It's fun, honestly. Then around 7:00 I get out of bed and usually walk into a wall (hehe) I go into the bathroom and take a puff of my inhaler. I know, I'm asthmatic don't hate. Then I brush my teeth because my morning breath isn't exactly pleasing. I then change my clothes, slap on some makeup, do my hair (usually just a high ponytail) then I'm out the door. Probably at 8:15.

But today's the first day of year 8 and I suppose I should make an effort so I leg it to the bathroom, do my normal routine then get out.

Today I decide to wear:

And I put on some makeup:

Oops! Almost forgot about my hair. After what, an endless time of fighting the knots, it comes to this:

Meh. I don't look bad.

I think...

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Finally, I've reached school. Ew, school. I get out of the car and walk into school with my earphones in. I decide to listen to 'Myself' by Nav. 'I gotta lot of enemies who used to be my friends' I hum along the tune realizing it's quite true. As I enter the student entrance I receive a message from Anisah telling me that she's at the quad. So I go in there, and no surprise to what I see. Isobelle (one of my besties) busy snogging Cameron's (her boyfriend) face off to see that I'm here. I grimace and look the other way, only to see Anisah (one of my other besties) completing one of her wretched projects. I hesitate to go to her, knowing she'll take advantage and order me around but after a second I know that that's better than being a third-wheeler. So I go up to her. "Heyyy gulshin" she says without even looking up so I park my ass next to hers on the bench. "HEYY anisah"I reply and she finally looks away from her painting and says "Don't mind them. It's been going on for at least half an hour." We both shudder and it's like Anisah's reading my thoughts, as she says "I'd hate to have a boyfriend. Especially if you have to put up with that" and lifts a finger to them.

"Anyways, what ur latest creation? Lemme see." She slides her creation over to me and it's another feminist painting:

"Anisah, I know you are a feminist. In fact, I think the whole world knows. You need to calm it gurl." I say obviously judging but all she does is turn away, take her painting too and mutters 'haters gonna hate'.

Sighing, I decide to approach the distant couple. They're still at it. I've decided I've had enough so I grab Isobelle's hair and pull it back realeasing Cameron's mouth from hers.

Nasty.

She lets out a striking, ear-piercing scream and everyone covers their ears while I silently cry in my mind. "Oh, hi bitch" Isobelle snarls.

Oh shit today's officially my last day. Anisah's writing the eulogy.

Isobelles lets out a giggle. Huh? I'm so confused. "I haven't seen you for weeks, forget beef I just want a hug" so we do the cliché moment, running to each other, about to hug when all of a sudden someone slaps my face. Ahhhhh fuck.

Aaiman. She's got a plate of toast in her hands and is with Sahar. "HI G" she shrieks and I slap her straight back.

Meanwhile, it seems as if Isobelle is deaf and carries on running, but then bangs her face into a pole. She takes a few steps back, running her poor nose

We all take in what just happened, then laugh our heads off. She goes up to Cameron, and tries to bury her face in his chest but he's too occupied with laughing, he accidentally whacks her nose.

"Baby am so sorry" Cameron shrieks while he laughs even more. Damn, he sounds like a half dying hyena.

"Fuck YOU Cameron Dallas. WE ARE OVER WITH A CAPITAL R!" She cries and runs out of the quad.

"Meh, she will come back in a minute or so. This always happens." He sniggers, and we all agree.

That's the first chapter guys. Like it? These people are all real and they are all my besties, each and everyone of them. Well, not Cameron😂 Just wanted to say that they are the only real bits in the story, everything else is fictional. But Anisah is feminist with capital f, and Isobelle adores Cameron.

Sorry about the swearing, very sorry. If you guys want me to stop, don't hesitate to comment and of course I will try my best to stop.

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