Tutoring The Prince: Royal Mayhem [BxB]

Before I tell you something, I wanna clear things up:

1. I am not a gold digger!

2. I do not dig for wealth (wait... aren't they the same?)

3. I have clean criminal records. (Duh!)

4. I don't give the cops a goddamn problem, or problems. (Well... mostly they give me.) 

5. I don't GIVE A DAMN IF YOU'RE THE SON OF THE QUEEN OF MARS OR THE KINF OF PLUTO! (is he.. or she still a planet?)
So... yeah.

Well... THOSE ARE MY "CLARIFICATIONS" about myself. Not much of a list really.
But anyway,

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AHHH! I DUNNO WHAT TO SAY!

Okay... so basically this is a story of how a peasant like me met the most handsome, dork, hot, charismatic, charming, insane, profound, inquisitive, blunt, rude, arrogant, cheeky, smily (huh?) okay I ran out of words... Prince.

I know I know it's "CLICHE" and "SO COMMON" but hell I ain't gonna be like those... I rather not mention.

So yah, that's basically it.
Ohh, and if you ever wanna check my prince out. I'LL SLIT YOUR EYE LIDS SO THEY WILL NEVER CLOSE AGAIN!