Underachieving Poems

Crush*

Ah-ah, what's this?

A boy with sass, apparently...

A boy who answers honestly,

...but, his honesty is killing me.

He's very annoying,

Yet they seldom see,

But never more irritating,

Than the master, ME.

Undeniably, smarter...

Forget it, he's not.

Oh, I want to hug him,

Yes, with a garrote.

But he has his ways,

Besides his face.

Though, he's like a bear,

...that I want to mace.

Hmm....

Truly, he's just a teddy bear,

Simply cute and plush...

Ugh...Now, this bothers me most,

I think I have a crush.