Credit to MrsRobinson666
Christmas. The Doctor never thought about something extraordinary special when he reflected it. But now he was standing in the dressing room of the TARDIS and fixed his bow tie. He had luck with the current regeneration, he thought to himself.. Then he ruffled his hair and was quite pleased with what he saw.
He left the TARDIS and crossed the street. The Ponds had invited him for dinner and he accepted willingly. He was looking forward to seeing them for weeks like a five-year-old for his birthday. He had last seen them some months ago.
When he stood in front of the door, he rang the bell. While he waited ,he turned around on his heels as usual, hopping around like a toddler
He expected Amy to open the door as she usually did when he visited them on rare occassions, when he heard a familar voice: “Hello sweetie“.
It was River, in all her glory and beauty. She was wearing the red high heels that used to drive him absolutely mad and a dark dress which made her breasts look absolutely stunning. Her blonde hair was a curly mess, whipping up and down.
The Doctor cleared his throat. “You look good“, he then just said.
She smirked. “As do you.“
He nodded at her and wanted to walk past her, when she grabbed him by his coat.
“Where do you think you're going, husband?“, she kissed him passionately on the mouth.
For a moment, he thought about not returning the kiss when he decided otherwise and kissed her back with the same enthusiasm. He pulled her as close as possible, while her hands layed in his neck and hair, stroking thin strands between her fingers. He grabbed her buns then and she moaned quietely.
“For god's sake!“, they heard someone curse, “Get a room!“
River stepped back from her husband and grinned cheekily. “Mother, your son-in-law's here“, she said with a little nod towards the Doctor.
„Yeah, I can see that myself.“ Amy Pond still looked the very same, wearing a denim skirt and a christmas sweater.
„Pond“, the doctor said and smiled. She looked at him.
“Doctor“. They embraced each other.
“Come on then, favourite son-in-law, we'll go in the dining room.“
The Doctor followed his best friend, with River close behind him. Rory was sitting at the table, a glas wine in front of him. When he saw them coming in, he stood up. He looked a tiny bit older, the Doctor thought. He hugged him as well.
“What do you want to drink?“, Rory asked.
The Doctor asked for a orange juice and when he got it, they all sat down together. River placed herself gracefully beside him, a glass of red wine in her hand. He swallowed hard and tried to concentrate on thinking about the most unerotic thing possible. When dinner was served, they began to talk again.
“So where have you been, husband?“, River inquired.
The Timelord took a sip orange juice before he answered. “Germany, 1879. I met Bismarck. Great man, though, but a bit to uptight. Oh, and Henry VIII. It was a bit awkward considering that me and his daughter... Nevermind that, what have you been doing while I was away?“
"Well, Rory did his work in the hospital“, Amy answered, “while I was writing articles for a local newspaper. And River...“
“... was busy“, she interrupted her mother. „And I was spending quite a nice birthday in 1853“, River smirked.
