Milky Way: Saggie!
Sagittarius A: Whaddaya want, old hag?
Milky Way: Why is there a dead human in my basement?
Sagittarius A: Oh hey how'd he get there?
Milky Way: How did he get there?
Sagittarius A: I didn't do this
Milky Way: What happened, Sagittarius?
Sagittarius A: I, I've never seen him before in my life
Milky Way: Sagittarius A! Why did you kill this person?!
Sagittarius A: I do not kill people. That, that's my least favorite thing to do.
Milky Way: Sagittarius, what were you doing before I got home?
Sagittarius A: Okay so I was scrolling through Spacebook
Milky Way: Alright....
Sagittarius A: Chattin' with Earth
Milky Way: Yes...
Sagittarius A: Just talkin' about Old Geezer Universe
Milky Way: Don't call Universe-sama that, go on....
Sagittarius A: Then this guy comes in, I go up to him and stab him 47 times in the chest
Milky Way: 0o0 Sagittarius that kills people!
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