Planetary Moe Shittake Mushrooms

The Planets As Things Me and My Friends Said

Mercury: I'm pretty good at being awesome. And short. But I don't like being short.

Venus: If you don't stop recording I will strangle you.

Earth: You take pictures of your friends twenty times and then suddenly no one can trust you with a camera!

Mars: Your breaking the bro code!

Jupiter: I am strong and you are a donkey.

Saturn: It's not anime it's manga get your facts straight.

Neptune: Is it just your hobby to be annoying?

Uranus: I WON'T GO BACK TO THERAPY!

*Bonus*

Sol: My brother tried stuffing a lego down my throat

Luna: One small step for kawaii one giant leap for sugoi

Sirius A: My awesomeness will not tolerate that.

Sirius B: You need professional help.

(I said Mercury's, Earth's, Mars', Saturn's, Luna's and both Sirius'.)