Mercury: Hey nerd!
Luna: Oh fuq not u
Mercury: Hey nerd let's go *puts on sunglasses* burn down skewl
Luna: What? Why?!
Mercury: Becuz I said so. I got hte gasoline rite here bish
Luna: Mercury no!
Mercury: Mercury ye!
Luna: Rayney no! Don't do it!
Mercury: Did u just call me fukking Rayney? Screw u Rayney gon do it. Ok nerd let's lite this place up!
*At le school*
Mercury: Ok we start here. Fukk this place in particular.
Luna: Merc-kunchansama, is it a good idea to put all that gasoline there?
Mercury: No. But how dare you question me! Fukk u. Ok we're goin in get ur gear rdy
*In the school*
Mercury: *Starts pouring gasoline in the lockers* Fukk this loker
Mercury: And this loker
Mercury: And this loker
Mercury: And this loker
Mercury: And this loker
Mercury: And this loker
Mercury: Ok let's go
*Upstairs*
Mercury: I'm gonna do a sick skid with the gas can open. Watch me. Let's get this done.
Mercury: *Takes off, sprinting down the hallway with the determination of a gazelle who is also a planet* O fukk *Slips* I guess we can't all be perfect. Which is bs because I'm Mercury and Mercury is perfect. Whatever let's go to the next palce
*In the classroom*
Mercury: Ok I'm gonna put gasoline in every desk. Especially Hans Christaan's desk. Fukk u Titan stop showing everyone my Deviantart page!
Luna: Are we done here?
Mercury: Ye no need to be a bish. Bish.
*In the bathroom*
Luna: Are you going to burn down here too?
Mercury: No. How the fukk am I supposed to burn down a bathroom the fukk? I just have to wah my hands.
*Outside the school*
Mercury: Ok tiem to lite this shiet up.
Luna: Mercury...are you sure you want to do this?
School: *Catches on fire*
Mercury: Ye
?: Not so fast fukboi!
Mercury: O fuk
Earth: Suprice beetch. Bet u thought u saw the last of me
Mercury: O godammit
Earth: Hey nerd
Luna: Me?
Earth: Yas u. Join me and we can destroy Memecury here.
Mercury: R u fukkin srs? She ain't gon join u 'cause we cool. Grove street.
Luna: I'm....going to stay with Mercury....
Earth: What? Why?!
Luna: I have no idea
Mercury: Lol hella fuk u Terry
Mercury: I'm gonna kick the shit out of u w/ the power of song!
Earth: Oh gaia freakin dammit
Earth: Fukk this I'm out *Earth has been scarred for life...again*
Mercury: Ye that's what I thot bish walk away. Thnx nerd. Ur pretty cool. Doki doki~
Mercury: I was thinking 'bout burning down a orphanage!
Luna: Ok....godammit
(Blame Exmyth's talkloid dub of Len Burns Down A School for this. Or Titan for showing everyone Mercury's Deviantart page.)
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HumorI need to stop joining fandoms they aren't good for my Sol *Hugs Sun-niichan*
