Planetary Moe Shittake Mushrooms

Hey can you hold this? *Sticks knife in ur heart*

So I was watching Dark Woods Circus. If you don't know what it is, it's a Vocaloid song. Look it up.

So I was watching the Hetalia version (which I'll put below along with the Homestuck version and the original.)  and I was like "Hey, what if there was a Planetary Moe version?" So then I plotted this! (I added two roles so all the main planets and Pluto and Sol and Luna could have a role, I used the Homestuck version for inspiration for Neppy and Sol.)

Luna as The Child (MEIKO)

Mercury as The Dress Giant (Neru Akita)

Jupiter as The Suit Giant (Haku Yowane)

Earth and Venus as The One With Two Heads (Len and Rin Kagamine)

Saturn as The Deformed Diva (Miku Hatsune)

Uranus as The Cannibal (KAITO)

Pluto as The Hanged One (I think it might be Luka Megurine but I don't know)

Neptune as The Frozen Doll (Made Up, so basically the Dark Celestials, who would be the ring masters here, made Neptune unable to move anything aside from his mouth then put him in a dress for shits and giggles)

Mars as The Insane (Made Up, I think maybe he was traumatized enough, so they locked him up. In this AU, the events of Planetary Moe are the results of what he's witnessed and just wanting his friends back.)

Sol as The Flaming One (Made Up, so basically he is always on fire and nothing can put him out)

The Dark Celestials as The Ringleaders

Did I kill your feels yet? No? Well then here, have these