Kaitou Joker stuff

Shadow now!

Parody of Rin-chan Now! Just cause I can XD

I can't make videos or sub them like Yunexhan so if ANYONE knows how to make a video of this, please tell me XD

Also, I don't speak japanese much and some parts of the song is just pure talking so I changed some things a bit to make it more relatable to Kaitou Joker.

Now tally hoe! (Spelled that wrong on purpose XD)

THE SINGERS HERE IS MAIRA (Mai_ra_san_) AND PINKO (Pinko-Chan) CAUSE WHY NOT.

JUST PRETEND THEY HAS AN OBSESSION WITH SHADOW XD

Maira and Pinko, if you feel offenced in anyway, I'll take this off as fast as I can. Just tell me

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Both: Shadow now! Shadow now! Shadow Joker Shadow now! Shadow now! Shadow now! Shadow Joker Shadow now!

Maira: Man, I want hug Shadow with all my might
Squeeze him till he can't fight

Might my arms break? Sure!
Break an arm*, Shadow!

(*Break an arm means good luck in olden english times if I remember right)

Someday, when we're shopping together
I want to say with a straight face

"It's a date~"
And make him feel super embarassed about it

Shadow's bloody rain looks like a real umbrella
So I switch his Bloody Rain with a real umbrella to see when he'll notice

Before I noticed, he had gone out theiving
When he came back, he was glaring at me with a red face

Pinko: I want to pretend like Rose has been kidnapped and see him frantically looking for her
That makes me and the others laugh

I want to prevent others from searching "Shadow x Joker" or "Shadow x Rose" on Pixiv
That doesn't even make sense!

Oh yeah, I want Shadow to wear my clothes out from a dare
But see, the clothes I wore were a bit too tight (Idk Pinko. I'm oneshotting this XD)

"This is so god damm embarassing!"
That makes me want to glomp him while reassuring him

Maira: I woke up one day to meet a older and more mature version of Shadow

With no idea what to do, I sat through lunch without another word
I kinda want to apologize to him for letting him use the rose tableware

(See what I did there? XD)

"I'll wash the plates with Rose," he says completely out of character
"I'll do it! Don't worry!" I say quickly and politely

[Insert a bunch of Shadow Now here. I'm too lazy XD]

Pinko: I found Shadow working in a butler cafe without me or Rose knowing
I just wanted to take a picture of that face he made

You know, I never seen Shadow use polite speech before
Every time I say "Shadow, try to say one polite speech!"

He'll stare at me with a dark face and say "Please die" while holding his Bloody Rain

The best Kaitou in the world huh? Shadow texts everyone
"If Shadow becomes the best Kaitou, then he'll be called Best Shadow In the World!"

He'll probably ignore me for the rest of my life so I'll have to keep this to myself

Maira: Shadow comes home all tired and sits next to me on the couch
I want him to lean on my shoulder as he falls asleep

And after some intense and panicking thinking, take a picture and sent it to everyone I know

One day I walked down the streets and saw Shadow wearing cool glasses!
"I normally wear contacts, idiot," he'll try explain while trying to keep his cool

"You look great!" I'll say with a smile
Then he'll look at me straight at the eyes and fling me away

Pinko: [I loved you for a long time]
I want this text from Shadow, oh my heart!
I'll reply [Actually, I loved you for a long time too!]

[Huh, really?! Would you like to go on a date?!]
My heart goes pounding until
[Oh sorry, wrong number]
Omg Fml, I want my life to be a lie

Both: Shadow now! Shadow now! Shadow Joker Shadow now! Shadow now! Shadow now! Shadow Joker Shadow now!

Maira: That was hard

Pinko: I'm done......

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I'm done XD