Kaitou Joker stuff

Children and parents XD

Time to create headcanons >:D

This is more like a small interaction though.

Meh.

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Luciel: Mum, why did you marry dad?

Ace: Why do you ask that Luciel?

Luciel: You always hit dad but you love him. Is this how love works?

Ace: ........Did Marry tell you guys shipping stories again?

Lupin: Haha *pats Luciel's head* Cause I love your mother and your mother loves me too so we got married!

Luciel: But she hurts you!

Lupin: That's her way of showing affection ^^

Ace: S-SHUT UP *blushes*

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Rose: Roselle, what have I told you about pushing your father into the water?!

Roselle: He'll say I'm not coming up?

Rose: No

Roselle: He disguises with the water?

Rose: No

Roselle: He'll turn into a fish?

Rose: *sighs* Roselle, what do you learn from school?

Roselle: How to make fun of father's name >:D

Cranberry: ROSELLE WHY *cries* Even my own child.

《I'm not coming up》
-Cranberry 2017

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Sharon: Brother, admit it! You're a trap!

Kiibo: I am not! You're a tomboy at that!

Sharon: I'm destined to be one >:D

M: Now now, children. Don't fight.

Shadow: Tch, why did our children swap genders?

Kiibo: DAD YOU TOO?!

Sharon: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Kiibo: *emo corner*

M: Shade! See what you did?!

Sharon: Dad's a playboy too right? Kiibo got his playboy genes from him and I got my tomboy genes from him!

Shadow: HOW IS THIS MY FAULT NOW?!

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Bold: Child, tell me something.

Shuichi: What?

Bold: Why do you so feminine?? Are you trying to be like Kiibo?

Shuichi: No, I just am.

Bold: Suspicious

Akai: Maybe he took it from me?

Bold: WAIT YOU'RE FEMININE???

Shuichi: WUT

Bold: I KNEW YOU FOR SO LONG WTF.

Akai: *doesn't know what feminine is* Huh?

Shuichi: Mum, why did you marry dad?

Bold: Um, because I like him? Never expected him to be feminine though.

Shuichi: *nods*

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Hiroshi: Kayano, you must never ever go near Joker okay?

Kayano: But uncle Joker is so cool!

Queen: But he's not good, okay?

Kayano: Kayano thinks that Joker is cool! Kyoko is cool too!

Hiroshi: *sighs* What should we do to you.

Kayano: Daddy! *pounces on Kayano and hugs him*

Queen: Hey! Give mummy a hug too!

(Kayano protection squad, where you at?)

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Joker: WHAT, QUEEN DOESN'T LET ME VISIT KAYANO?

Kyoko: Apparently. Sorry dad.

Joker: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.

Crescent: JOKER, CALM DOWN

Joker:HOW CAN I??

Kyoko: *grabs a pie and throws it at Joker*

Crescent: *slow claps*

Kyoko: I have learned Aunties Ace's way >:D

Joker: ;-;

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Alexis: How are babies created?

Tsubaki: How were we created?

Yuzuki: *spits out alcohol*

Blue: *chokes on air*

Alexis: Tell us! We want to know!

Yuzuki: Ummmm, maybe when you're older

Alexis: Oh come on!

Tsubaki: *sighs* Told you this was a bad idea.

Blue: *faints*

Alexis, Tsubaki and Yuzuki: DAD/BLUE

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More Children Headcanons:

*Akira has trust issues since he knows his dad has a lot of money and people want to makes friends with him for that money and popularity

*LUCIEL AND KIIBO HAVE IDENTITY CRISIS

*Bold wants to create a Kayano and Kiibo protection squad

*Sharon is depressed because she doesn't get a lot of attention

*Luciel is the group's leader and dad, Kiibo is the second dad while Shuichi is the third

*Luciel dreams of studying overseas but doesn't want to leave everyone behind

*Akira is the next ninja warrior

*Kayano should be the next Protagonist of Danganronpa

*Eclipse can eat garlic but cannot go under the sun

*Lucifer was born when Luciel grew social anxiety

*Lucifer is a protective guy who portrays himself as a bad guy. Sort of like Gundham Tanaka.

*Drunk or not, Alexis prefers to hang out with Tsubaki

*Kiibo is the group's trap

*All the girls like to skype each other once in a while. Same goes for the boys.

*The secret base they made for each other are what they can never forget

*A secret place for me and you,
In those days were summertime blues,
Remember every page somewhere,
And we might meet again

*The author has a draft of the children with Future AU

*Kyoko wants to make dating sim apps

*Roselle smiles but is broken inside

*I just want to say this but I want Dark to cosplay as Mafumafu

*Sharon really likes Utaites and wants to become like Nqrse