the adventures of uncle feliks

the sleepover pt 2

so idk what the heck was happening in the last chapter but it doesn't matter anymore bc i'm gonna write

william beckett was in the bathroom painting his toenails pink. he had to get his fab nail polish perfect or he couldn't go outside for a month. ryan was kneeling in the bathtub. no he wasn't, actuallt gerard was, gee was dyeing their hair red with prego and drinking a glass of milk. william stole gerard's milk and made them cry

. "that's very mean!" feliks shouted from the next room bc they were magical and could hear what was happening in the other room.

"sorry" william said and he gave the milk back. "thanks bitch" gee said

"LANGUAGE PLEASE" feliks cartwheeled into the bathroom and karate chopped pete wentz who was just kinda there

everybody screamed

it was almost halloween

it's 6am i shouldn't be up this early help me