so ah um feliks was y'know hangin around hogwarts one day and they decided to practice some spells bc that's what all the cool cats do
and then bilvy beckett the king of sass pranced himself over to feliks
"bonjour monsieur, are you professor noodles?"
"oui oui"
william dropped his voice to a whisper "pete wentz is stalking me and i need you to get rid of him pls"
"no problem dude i can karate chop his emo neck just bring him here"
"k" william flounced out of the room and came back with pete
"hey" pete said
"BONJOUR" feliks shouted as they karate chopped pete in the neck
"shit" pete said
"LANGUAGE, PLEASE" feliks said loudly
pete wentz crawled away
feliks had saved the day yet again
william crowned feliks the king of noodles
the end
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the adventures of uncle feliks
Adventurei had a description at one point and idk why but it got deleted wHoOpS
