the adventures of uncle feliks

hogwarts au

so one day feliks, milo, casey, and ray (not toro) were at hogwarts bc they're nerds. ray and milo were slytherins, feliks and casey were both ravenclaws, and fsr gee and frank were there too but they were being gay in the corner so they didn't matter

anywhoozie feliks was looking for a book on lithuania and casey was checking out 42 books on science. and ray and milo were sneaking around the library being weird and gay and so damn emo oh my god. and then fückin.. pete wentz showed up and idk feliks karate chopped him in the neck and brendon urie came over and casey dropped a science book on his toe and he died like mikey in the ghost of you.

and then william beckett showed up and sassed everyone half to death

and then nate novarro came and sang lady gaga and everyone cried bc lady gaga is the shit tbh.

um and feliks ended up finding a lithuania book idk what even is this chapter im tired

i promise i'll make a good hogwarts au one day @feliks

bye