Percy Jackson and the Avengers Book One

I Swear, I Could do This All Day! *YAWN*

I attacked the black latex lady first. I have to admit, she was good. But for future notice, never go against a demigod. I mean seriously, it would've been a lot worse if you were fighting Claurise. I smirked to myself as I thought of that, the second best thing to being sarcastic. I nocked the latex lady out and then turned to my second biggest threat, shield dudes. Now, I knew that it may sound stupid, but I thought that the shield dude was more important that the spiderman who was just lazily watching. I turned to him and immediately tried to figure out his weakness. I let him punch and kick me how many times he liked. I blocked him again and again. Then I nocked him to the ground and nocked him incautious. 

Then I turned to spiderman.He was just staring at me, or at least I think he was. I literally nocked him incautious in at least a minute. Then I ran inside to find Nico. Instead I found Leo. "Remind me to never go to the beech on my birthday." I told Leo quietly. Then I told him all about the superheroes and how I defeated three of them. I swear, Leo was almost entirely in flames when I told him the story.

"First Percy and now latex idiots? Why do you always do this?" I gapped at him.

"This?! What's this 'THIS'?!" 

"The this is getting yourself into trouble."

"OH!!! Well... Look whose talking!" 

"Well at least I don't have my sibling's friends as enemies."

I felt my eyes tear up. He immediately saw his mistake. But he just shook his head. "You know that you're a misfit with my friends." Leo, my brother!, then walked away.