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Brendan|Hayley

"Hiya mate."

"If that's supposed to be an Australian accent, it's horrible."

"Why do you think so, mate?"

"You know, just by saying 'mate' you do not sound like an Australian."

"Are you sure, mate?"

"One hundred and one percent."

"Aye, that's a pity."

"You don't sound like Jack Sparrow either Brendan."

"I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, pirate of the Caribbean. Why will I not sound like him, aye?"

"This is really lame."

"You know the least you can do is appreciate the effort I'm putting into this."

"And remind me why you're putting effort into this again?"

"..."

"You're so mean!"

"What are you, five?"

"Fine. You're such a buzz kill."

"Thanks. It's a skill."

"Oh bugger off."

"And that doesn't make you sound British either!"

"________"

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