FRIEND: omg my phone is about to die
ME: awww that sucks
FRIEND: yeah.... i need to text my mom and tell her that
ME: okay //goes back to reading
FRIEND: ....yeah, i need to text her and tell her my phone is dead
ME: have fun // still reading
FRIEND:
ME:
FRIEND:
ME:
FRIEND: this is when you say, "here, use my phone"
ME: what? No. Use your own phone
FRIEND: omg ITS DEAD
ME: oh. Why didn't you tell me?
FRIEND://facepalms
ME: sorry, you should've said so
FRIEND: whatever, can I please see your phone now?
ME: //freezes and looks down at fan fiction
ME: uhhhh.....
FRIEND: what?
ME: I'll just text her for you, what's her number?
FRIEND: just give it to me
ME: //closes out of fan fiction and hands over phone
FRIEND:
ME:
FRIEND:
ME:
FRIEND: wtf? My mom's contact is in Korean?
ME: ohhh.....hahahhhhh yeah...
FRIEND: why?
ME: cause all of my contacts are
FRIEND: why?
ME: why not???
FRIEND:
ME:
FRIEND:
ME:
FRIEND: omg smut
ME: WHAT
FRIEND: THATS WHAT YOU WERE READING?
ME: WHAT NO
