FRIEND: hey, have you heard the new kpop group that just debu-ME: NO
FRIEND: the MV is really awes-
ME: STOP
FRIEND: bu-
ME: YOU DON"T UNDERSTAND
ME: THERE ISN'T ANY MORE ROOM
ME: I CANNOT AFFORD TO FALL OBSESSIVELY IN LOVE WITH ANY MORE PEOPLE THAT KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MY EXISTENCE