INSULTING YOUR BIASME: *insults bias*
ME: you son of a bitch
ME: ugh go away with your ugly face like that
ME: i hate you
ME: you're so stupid omg
ME: you ruined my whole life i will never forgive you
ME: I am so done with your shit
FRIEND: *insults bias*
ME: oH mY gOD WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING???/ HOW DARE YOU INSULT THAT ADORABLE AND HANDSOME CINNAMON ROLL IN FRONT OF ME DON'T DARE TO EVER SPEAK OF MY BABY LIKE THAT WHAT DID THIS BALL OF SUNSHINE EVEN DO TO YOU?????/