1. Be arrogant but mature. And be able to show that you know almost everything. Even if you don't really know it or get it wrong accidentally, it's not like everyone has to know.
2. Dress in nice clothing. Look approachable. If you have one, wear a cute and stylish dress or blouse with a skirt and long socks and ballet flats. Or if you're a boy, wear ironed clothes. Hey, I don't know how boys dress these days because I'm not one, but be presentable and professional.
3. Always be good in publicity. Restaurant? Eat something healthy, and order a cake afterwords. Don't chew with your mouth open and makes sure your clothes don't have any soy sauce after eating a wonton soup. Also, if you don't like the person, don't say it out loud. Say it when they're not around.
4. If you have depression, it's okay! Because Ciel claims he can't smile (liar) and he's always moody, and also doesn't really like being around people. Proof?
Episode four, the one with the corset scene (*wink*), he says to Sebastian that he didn't want to be around people, for there were too many in London. Anyways, moving on.
Just don't be so depressed everyone thinks you're suicidal...and they take you to a hospital in Alexandria...and leave you alone with even crazier people...and you go back at least three more times before realizing how hopeless it is...
Ahem. Sorry.
5. Have an unlimited supply of cake everyday. I underlined that, so you don't forget!
6. Learn to do a lot of things. Like horseback riding, using a gun, and playing chess. But we can do, like, twenty-first century things. But don't learn to dance.
"Don't be ridiculous! I'm not going to take dancing instructions from a man! Besides, do you even know how to dance?" -Ciel Phantomhive, Black Butler season one, episode three.
7. Have something covering your right eye, whether it be bandages or an eyepatch, just have it covering it for a cutesy mysterious affect.
8. Be associated with all kinds of things such as Grim Reapers, ghosts, or demons. Hey, we all need an exciting life, right?
9. Don't have any siblings. But we can just...scratch that off until something important happens. If you do have siblings, make them become your servants, especially the older ones *_*
Psst! Don't let them know they're servants, either.
10. Have amazing inspiring quotes.
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Random"Why are you so sad?" Sometimes, people can be extremely sad without reason. They can live without a single smile. But Ciel Phantomhive's maid begs to differ. You were saved from being killed and ever since then, you became Ciel's loyal servant, rep...
