Mr. Sad Face || Ciel X Reader Completed ||

Itsy Bitsy Spider- Oh Wait, My Bad

Ciel stared at you and sighed. Sebastian was in the background, trying to hard not to laugh. You didn't have a guilty look. How could you?

Hannah was also in the background, also trying hard not to laugh. Alois and Lizzie were staring at you, Lizzie snickering to some extents.

"Can you explain how I get a call at four in the morning because you pranked and basically traumatized Claude?" Ciel finally asked.

"Listen, it's not my fault the idiot found me walking out at night." You replied, shooting Lizzie a I'm so hilarious look. She was now covering her mouth but a few chuckles came out.

"What were you doing out at night?" Ciel asked.

You shrugged. "I wasn't tired so I wanted to walk for a while."

"Coincidentally by the Trancy manor."

Damn it.

You tried to keep your cool. "I was just walking and that's what happened." You said. Alois was chuckling along with everyone now.

Ciel shook his head. "So why did you call the Trancy's?"

You tried to hold in your laughter. "Okay, the real question, Ciel, is, 'Why don't I always call Claude at two in the morning?'" At this point, you couldn't stop laughing and Ciel just shook his head again.

"You do realize Claude will be crying for a month, now right?" Hannah said in between laughs.

~What had happened~

Claude admired his diary. His poem, he had personally made himself, was finished. He put it in a secret place in the manor and silently walked to Hannah to do their daily activity where they just watch Alois and Lizzie and fangirl/fanboy.

"They'll make such an adorable child." Hannah said. "Yeah. If it is born, could I eat it?" Claude asked.

"Claude. No." Hannah said.

(I feel as if this story has taken the path of hilariousness when it was supposed to be gory and evil. What. Have. I. Done?!)

"I was merely saying my thoughts out loud." Claude said. "Well shut them up." Hannah snapped.

"I see no reason why I can't eat the child." Claude said. "And have your contract be broken?" Hannah asked. Claude just shrugged.

~Time skip~

Claude saw a flash of (favorite color) in his window.

"Odd. Doesn't that ____ Phantomhive like that color? I can't understand why." He said to himself.

He reached under his bed to get his diary to document his strange thoughts but he merely reached for dust. "Didn't I put my diary right here?" Claude asked himself.

His thoughts were interrupted by a phone call. "Who would be calling at this hour?" He wondered as he picked up the phone.

You were on the other line, and you were smart enough to connect your phone call to every telephone in the house and they were all loud.

You read the poem from Claude's diary, a love poem about Claudeois. Everyone in the Trancy manor could hear this.

Claude couldn't believe how sinister you could be.

(Hey, I'd do the same thing XD)

"Gee, Claude. I wonder how much embarrassment you're going through right now." You said.

~Okay, back to reality~

"And that's basically what I did." You said. Sebastian and the rest laughed. "And I couldn't believe it either." Hannah said between laughs.

"Well, that's how I do it." You said. Even Ciel was laughing. "You really are a sinister person." He said.

"And I'd love to keep it that way." You said.

Wow. Poor Claude XD Even I'm not a bitch like that. Well, that's not true. I've laughed at some stuff that wasn't happy. Yet I haven't gotten caught being a sadistic bitch yet.

"You can't get me, bitches!!!!!" And I say this as I'm running down the street like I'm doing a marathon or something.

Well, this isn't relevant but I just wanted to write this. I don't think I'll be doing relevant chapters anymore. My mind is a twisted labyrinth and god knows what path I'll be choosing.

My, is it raining cats and dogs? What? It literally is raining cats and dogs! XD

I'm just excited because I'm in so much pain right now but I'm okay!

Or I think so. My head is killing me -_-