sorry i'll try to make my one shots with as many characters as possible but y'know, it's easier to
make one shots with dorks haha
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"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine," Kuroo says flirtatiously. You snort at his corny pick up line.
"Oh come on [Name], you've gotta admit that was a good one," You could only raise an eyebrow questioningly.
"As if you can do better," He sassily retorts.
"You bet I can," You replied.
And this is how countless hours were spent.
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"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe," Tetsurou.
"Are you made of lead? Because you drive me crazy," [Name].
"You must be a compound of Beryllium and Barium because you're a total BaBe," Tetsurou.
"Are you-- oh crap I don't have any more..." You ran out of pick up lines.
"Hah! That means that I win," Kuroo says victoriously, sticking his tongue out.
"Just shut up and kiss me, you nerd,"
"The pleasure's all mine~~"
And your lips meet lovingly.
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ayy guys it's been so long since I posted a new chappie so sorry if it's crappier than usual. Exams are coming up *again*.
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