Cheese

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Once upon a time, little Rosie sat straight up in her chair, her petite little dress crisp and blindingly white. Then, she picked up the silver fork with her dainty little fingers, manicured to perfection. She scooped up some cream cheese and brought it next to her red lips.

She ate it like a fat whore, stuffing it in her mouth. The end.

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