Pains Of Another Dimension

Episode 4: the horn

i was hesitant at first, but then i started to like the idea. i put my lips on the end of his horn and took it deeper and deeper into my throat until it poked the back of my neck. i heard frigatis start moaning. then, all of a sudden, as if to ruin our moment, we heard gunshots in the distance. "NO! DON'T STOP! KEEP STROKING IT" FRIGATIS shouted. i obey, but then a bullet goes right by my head. frigatis began to scream "OH YES AT LAST" and then blue light encovered all around us and it formed into a giant fortress that kept us safe from the bullets. frigatis continued; "OH! OH YEAH! OH KEEP GOING! OHH I'M....I'M..." then frigatis removed his horn from my mouth and pointed it towards where the bullets came from and a flurry of glowing blue gunk shot forth and i heard screams in the distance. i sat back, amazed, and frigatis fell over from exhaustion. something about that gunk seemed familiar, specifically it reminded me of the beast. frigatis looked up at me, panting and sweating, and said "th-thank you..." and then he faded away. i started grasping at where he once was, and started crying. i felt something in the back of my throat, and started coughing up was a folded piece of paper.

i read the brilliant paper, it said "salutations michael, it has taken many millenina to reach you. don't try to lick anyone's horn," "uh oh" i whispered. i continued reading. "your mine now love frigatis <3" i folded up the paper and swallowed it, so it would go back where it came from. then i looked outside and saw mountains of dead bodies covered in blue gunk. i heard moaning and groaning coming from the bottom of the pile. a short man crawled out of the pile , continuing to moan and groan, and started crawling towards me. both his legs and elbow were severely burnt and infected. he looked up at me and said in a raspy voice, "you don't know what you've dooone...." his head hit the ground and he died. there came a muffled static voice from his coat, i reached in and pulled out a walkie talkie. "hello? anyone there?" the walkie talkie felt light, and the front opened up and i found a small brown hamster inside with a raspy deep man voice that sounded like a drill sargeatn.

"let me out, maggot!" yelled the hamster as it jumped onto my shoulder. "can you believe this, you march troops through desolate cityscapes for 8 months to kill the son of the primordial beast, and he kills all your men with his horn juice!" "s-sorry, who are you?" i asked. the hamster looked at me and yelled "you can call me sargaent nibbles, soldier!" "well i guess it's up to you to take me back to base, unless ya got a hamster ball with you!" "you can stay in my Small Animal Protector Pocket!" a door opened on my shoulder and i threw nibbles into the compartment. "where exactly is this base i'm taking you to?" i asked. he lit a tiny cigar and said "shut up i'm taking ya there, okay?"