Pains Of Another Dimension

Book 7: Raising Blorbulon

I sprung my arms into tentatcles and began swinging from the trees towards thwe ship eyecons on my hud. after three days of swinging, i arrived at a hanger with ships all over the place that were flown by people with the heads of bison. one of the bison pilots walked up to me and said "hey boy" and i said "hey" and the bison grabbed me and threw me into one of the ships, got in, and started flying me somewhere unknown. the room filled with purple green gas and i faded from consciousness, and when i woke up my stomach was suddenly swollen: i was with a child.

my belly started kicking and i started screaming "bison man bison man, who impregnated me, bison man?" i looked over and the room was full of shirtless muscular bison headed men who all looked at me and raised their hands. i turned around and started hobbling away quickly from the bison men, who just stared at me quietly, still raising their hands. i looked through out the back port hole and could see my entire home universe zooming away at impossible speeds. my tummy erupted in pain and i laid down, and started squeezing; soon, and after many painful jolts, something sprung from me: it was a fully grown, large, bison man wearing the clothes that you would expect jesus to wear, floating in the air in the criss-cross-applesauce position and he said to me "do not be afraid, child, i am Blorbulon, and i am no mere animal, i am from the same plain as the being that ravages your world." "why did you come out of me though?" i asked "well how else am i going to get to you?" he replied; and i guess he was correct.

blorbulon began fading away and said "the time is not yet right for to further your training. seek the captain, he will tell you all that you must know." and with that, he was gone. i walked around the ship towards the front and found a bison man with a captain's hat, i tapped on his shoulder and he turned to look at me, and then he grunted at me and pushed me into an escape pod. i looked up and before i knew it the pod doors closed and i could feel it detach from the ship, i started frantically looking for ship controls but there were none, and i could feel the pod being pulled in by gravity from somewhere. eventually i crash landed on the planet's surface, when the pod doors opened a purple horned woman with multi-colored eyes was outside waiting. "this is Migor."