Recipe For Fun (Exo Fan Fiction)

Chapter 27

Chapter 27

Recap:

She felt slobbery lips on her face, but her vision started playing tricks on her. Black, purple, yellow, and orange dots danced in front of her watering eyes. That was the last thing she remembered before it all went black.

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"Hey guys! We're back!" I called out as Kai held open the door for me like some gentleman. Pft. Him? A gentleman? Please, I thought. I walked through the little hallway and entered the lounge. Surprisingly, a groaning Suho, Baekhyun, and Sehun on the couch. Kai walked in beside me.

"What happened to you guys?" he asked incredulously when he noticed them sprawled on the couches, groaning in pain.

"It's a looong story," Baekhyun muttered into the pillow his face was currently pressed against. Kai and I strolled to a love seat and sat down promptly.

"We've got time," we said together eerily. We exchanged secretive smiles at our coincidence. Suho, Baekhyun and Sehun all shared all look before all nodding their heads simultaneously.

"Well, on our day off we decided to go to the laser tag place," Suho started off.

"Cough, cough. So Suho could see Jae. Cough, cough," Sehun rushly put in, earning a glare from Suho and a knuckle bump from Baekhyun.

My ears perked up, "Who's Jae?"

"Don't you remember? That worker girl at the laser tag place?" Baekhyun asked.

"We weren't there remember? Me and MinJi were eating sushi," Kai explained.

"Oh right. It's like you guys are always together," Baekhyun noted.

"Anyways, so while we were playing, Lay hyung left us for god knows where," Sehun said.

"So when we finished, both the only car we got there by and Lay were missing!" Suho stated dramatically.

"Where'd Lay go?" Kai asked.

"I said 'god knows where'! Weren't you listening, hyung?!" Sehun said.

"So how'd you guys get back to the dorm?" I turned to Baekhyun and Suho, ignoring the bickering dancers.

"We asked Jae, but she had to work so we went outside and thought about running the distance," Suho said.

"But then we realized from the laser tag place to the dorm was twenty miles so we decided to haul a car down," Baekhyun explained.

"It took us a while, but we finally managed to get a dark blue range rover to stop," Suho said.

"That was our first mistake. Those were sasaeng fans." Baekhyun shuddered.

Instantly, Kai stopped bickering with Sehun and slowly turned to face .

"No. Way. They were sasaeng fans?!" Kai said. Sehun vigorously nodded his head.

"They weren't as bad as the ones who recorded Tao, but they started giving us their hair..." Sehun said.

"Why didn't you guys run away?!" I asked, horrified at the hair idea. They all started bursting out laughing.

"Oh dear MinJi. Everyone knows you can't outrun a sasaeng fan." Baekhyun patted me on the back as if he was an adult teaching a child something that obviously everyone should've known.

"What happened?!" Kai asked, now interested because of the sasaeng detail.

"They weren't as crazy so it was okay. So, we asked them if they could take us to our dorm and th-"