Some Life Stuff

Accidental Crotch Kick

Yeah. I know what your thinking "How the bloody hell does somebody accidentally kick someone in the crotch" well. I know how and it hurts af. So before we get started, YES I am Gender Fluid BUT have female gentiles so thankfully it didn't hurt as nearly as much as something with the opposite genetailia. I wanted to clear this up so people don't get confused. This also happened today. Lol.

So I was walking home with one of my best friends [The one that gets her hair played with by the creep from the other chapter, Honestly Fuck him]. But we were walking home and behind us was two of my other close friends and one of them were back from hospital after being away for three weeks. I'm really happy about this because I really missed her. Haha. But because she was back and not dead I decided to do a victory dance. Which involved me opening my legs and doing crazy hand movements because I can't dance for shit. I'm not sure if it's only my friend that dies this but when someone opens there leg do you ever pretend that your going to kick them in the crotch area? Well my friend decided to that except she kicked a little too high and I was left leaning against the wall and yelling "OH MY GOD" "FUCK OFF" "WHY" and many more pleads and insults to the gods while my friend apologied laughing her butt off. Honestly I found it funny even when I was in pain but damn. Her shoes were really hard. They were like being hit with the metal spoon but more sore. So though I think it was funny it hurt like a mother Fucker and honestly I wouldn't be surprised if it bruised. Heck I bet ya it will bruise