A/N: Sup guys. You can just skip to the story if you want but I would prefer is you read this first. Sorry for not being that active. I've not really felt anything story connecting me with my stories and no motivation. But the thing I wanted to say if you may have noticed I changed the title if this book. Mainly because I wanted to also write about my other things other than funny stories for example shit I've done or stuff that's happened to me. I've got abother story coming out after this so yaaayyy. I've also changed my username to ToboChan if you haven't noticed. Mainly cause I love how it sounds and how it's spelled XD anyway. Here's the story.
So I just said goodbye to my friend who was walking to there car to get picked up after a long day of school. I was quite excited to get home since I had some drawings and sketches I wanted to finish but my thoughts were interrupted by the two Assholes, Okay I'll give you a brief background of these guys. Let's just call them Tye and Bree. So Tye is an annoying cunt in my music class who annoys everyone and he's very unpopular because of it. Heck he is really creepy, he goes up behind one of my best friends hair and just plays with it while walking in the holes and we just yell at him to stop. And Bree is this cunts brother and two years below my year since I'm in S4 [I live in Scotland so I don't know the american term for my year]. I don't know much about him other than he had his ass kicked a few days ago, Karma is a bitch. Anyway. I continue to walk before feeling something metal being thrown at my head. It was a sharpener. Sure this pissed me off, And if Id known what they were doing i would have yelled at them to stop. However, future sights not an ability I have. So Bree threw the sharpener at me multiple times and Tye watched laughing. I then went round a corner and they followed me which 1) was odd because they NEVER walk that way and 2) Why would they walk that way if they never do. I came to the conclusion those bastards were indeed FOLLOWING ME? So as we came round the corner and I'm asking myself this question all I here is "Oh my God look a spoon" then laughter erupting from both of them. Next thing you know Bree's pelting the metal spoon at the back of my head and Tye's laughing his ass off. So I'm overall just pissed and I soon am able To lose them until I spot Bree walking in front of me asking "Are you okay?" And throwing the spoon, missing my head. So I begin to speed up as he goes to grab the spoon agian but surprise surprise, Bitch comes back asks me "Are you okay agian" and throws the spoon directly at my face. It hit me on the right side if the bridge of my nose. I ended up running away crying. Thankfully the two left me alone after that and I went home crying. When my dad seen me and I told him, he wanted to go out and tell his parents since though my parents know their parents. They don't know where they live. So my dad went out looking for them while I'm in tears and my little sister is comforting me and my mum's just shocked by there actions and also comforting me. I pretty much begged my dad not to go though because I didn't want to get people in trouble because I don't like causing a big fuss or this happening to me agian. So my dad and back and didn't find them THANKFULLY. but the next day my dad was picking me up because he didn't want it happening agian. But I spotted Tye and Bree walking beside my dad's car and him getting out. I then watched as the two ran off and I got to the car asking my dad what happened. He said that he had asked them about it and told them off. What made this even better is that Tye tried to sit beside me in music and tod him no. When he asked why and I said because your brother threw I spoon and me and you did nothing. He left me alone for around 2 Weeks and I have a small scar because of it too. So the moral of the story is metal Spoons can be deadly weapons and not to Fuck with me
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