Banana Contest - CLOSED FOR ENTRIES

UMM.

Have you counted the votes on time this time, Gushi?

Why, yes, I have.

And I . . . am mighty suspicious.

I don't want to accuse anyone of anything, but . . . I'm pretty sure someone (or multiple someones) is/are cheating. And if you are, I would really, really appreciate it if you stopped.

Because, like . . . do you think I'm an idiot? Do you think that if a group of people who all joined within the last month all vote for your story, I'm not going to get suspicious? How would these people even know about contests unless you either told them to vote for you or created the accounts yourself?

If there's a totally rational explanation for this, then I'm sorry for accusing you of being a dirty cheater.

But if you are being a dirty cheater, quit it. I'm sick of your dirty cheating. Stop.

I can't prove anything, per se, and I don't want to create some huge fuss where I yell at you and you get defensive. So I'm just going to tell you this: remember that this is a contest based on merit. And if you win, it should be because of your skill. 

If you are cheating, and you win because of it, know that you've won because of your complete lack of integrity and that the banana gods are so, so tempted to just spit bananas angrily at you. Know that you're taking an opportunity away from people who actually deserve the win.

Know that you can't be proud of that win. Because you. Do. Not. Deserve it.

Okay, that's all. If this actually applies to no one, and I'm just being unnecessarily hostile, then ignore this. I'm really hoping that I was wrong about the existence of cheaters, and if I am, then sorry about all of that stuff above.

But if I'm right, then I have this to say to you, you cheater: you totally suck, and I don't like you. End of story.

Okay, anyway xD the results will be posted within . . . maybe the next ten minutes? Depends on how my typey-typey skills are today :)

Thanks for reading all that, guys. I hope this all was unnecessary and that I'm just imagining things. :)