KINDERGARTEN!!!!!!!!

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"Everyone welcome to kindergarten im your teacher ms Gertrude!" Tube saw an icky boy.
They learned their stupid abcs for the 40th goddamn time in their fuckin lives and then it was recess.
Tube glanced at the icky boy from before. He looked insane, running around with his oversized wig. Tube finally worked up the courage to go speak to him.
"Hey!" He said in attempt to get the boy's attention.
"Yeah?" He turned and looked at him. Tube felt himself blushing.
"Um..." he scratched his head "I'm, uh, vegan, where are the carrot sticks?"
"Excuse me?"
"I, uh... want your peeny..." Tube immediately regretted his choice of words at looked away guiltily. However, the boy seemed ecstatic to hear this.
"Aw hell yeah. Boy I can eat that a-"
"W-what's your name?"
"My name's Lubert. You?"
"Oh," he stammered, "I'm Tube!" Lubert patted Tube's head. "Aight you'll be my side hoo now." Lubert walked away.
After the avents of tooday the childeren were very tired.
"Welcome home bbys!" papa prejudice smilled. The baby's all said "hi dad!" Then that went to the television to watch their nature program. It was cool how gazelles eat grass. And soon after that, they went to McDonald's for dinner yay and came home to sleep.

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