May 2009
night before the childrens' 10th Birthday
Adnrwe was sitting on the sofa downstairs reading fake pornography.
"yuck!!!" he said in 10 year old slang, "peenies dont work that way."
the kids went to sleep.
"HAPPY BRITHDAY AND GOOD MORNING!" dad hollered. the kids woke up and frowned.
"you've been a shitty dad lately, dad." andrew said. they all nodded.
"you really fucked up when you told mom about hakujin." chlo bro said.
"yeah," issua began, "it was pretty fuc-"
the siblings all cover issu's mouth at the sound of such a word.
"IISSA NO WE SAID THATS A BAD WORD DONR SAY IT EVEBER AGAIN OR YOUKLL GET TAKEEN TBY THE POLICE" anyu and tube yelled. Dad frowned and slowly walked out as her children fought.
dad posted on myspace that she was going to the movies by herself. mom had been secretly following dad under the name "tom's brother" and was hoping to see her again.
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