da lawyers arrive

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January 2005

(((the soundtrack for this chapter is the instrumental for shinee's "sherlock")))

The door broke down due to Hakujin and Merple's rage. They ireta the house; they searched for their son. they heard his body make movements...
"HYAH" lunert said as he jumped away. Hakujin whipped out her oversized fly swatter and began chasing her son.
"Not today hakujin. Youre gay!!!" Lubery said, jumping out of her reach. They swizzled around the furniture and vases. They reached the cliset and lunert pulled out a BROOM!!! A hard stiff pointy broom whith which he hit hakujin in her booby.
"BAM BOOM!!!" Now that hakujin was defeated, Lukert only had to deal with Merple. Tge broom had lost its power, so lunert made a new taCtic. He ran away from Merple so quick that he didn't see him. While Lunert was out of Merple's vision, he loaded his nerf gun with laxative syringes. He then jumped back out and shot Merple in the boy booby, killing him.
"Bitchass abusive parents didn't even get lawyers." Lubert scoffed and tried to look cool an secksy but failed
"Oh my lord..." Dadder said, "I'm proud of you." She hungged lunert.

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