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woohoo: hey spork stranger
spacebin: yep that's me
woohoo: are u a girl or a boy?
spacebin: ahem that's a personal question that i don't need to answer
spacebin: but if you really need to know, i am a guy
woohoo: u gay then?
spacebin: what where did you get that from?
woohoo: our conversation yesterday, dimwit
spacebin: oh yeah.
spacebin: forgot about that
woohoo: btw, you should talk to the guy you like
woohoo: if you really do like him, then you should tell him so
spacebin: and i should accept advice from you because....?
woohoo: because you just should
spacebin: w/e
woohoo: oh, guess what happened today
spacebin: i have no idea
woohoo: so today my crush started a fight, shit happened, and next thing you know
woohoo: there's a dent in the wall
woohoo: a frickity fracking dent
spacebin: 'frickity fracking'
woohoo: so i dunno how i'm gonna fix that one
woohoo: i am just very glad that our teacher is elderly and practically blind
spacebin: nice
spacebin: you know, i think i would get along well with this guy you keep talking about
woohoo: probably not
woohoo: but w/e
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*yells* preSS YOUr nuMBER

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FIGHT ME . BINWOO
Fanfictionin which moon bin gets into fights and eunwoo cleans everything up -- woohoo: hello stranger spacebin: i will fight you with a spork