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woohoo: hey spork stranger

spacebin: yep that's me

woohoo: are u a girl or a boy?

spacebin: ahem that's a personal question that i don't need to answer

spacebin: but if you really need to know, i am a guy

woohoo: u gay then?

spacebin: what where did you get that from?

woohoo: our conversation yesterday, dimwit

spacebin: oh yeah.

spacebin: forgot about that

woohoo: btw, you should talk to the guy you like

woohoo: if you really do like him, then you should tell him so

spacebin: and i should accept advice from you because....?

woohoo: because you just should

spacebin: w/e

woohoo: oh, guess what happened today

spacebin: i have no idea

woohoo: so today my crush started a fight, shit happened, and next thing you know

woohoo: there's a dent in the wall

woohoo: a frickity fracking dent

spacebin: 'frickity fracking'

woohoo: so i dunno how i'm gonna fix that one

woohoo: i am just very glad that our teacher is elderly and practically blind

spacebin: nice

spacebin: you know, i think i would get along well with this guy you keep talking about

woohoo: probably not

woohoo: but w/e

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*deep breath*

*yells* preSS YOUr nuMBER

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