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spacebin: btw i just realized
woohoo: that sporks are terrible weapons?
spacebin: yes but no
spacebin: i don't know your name!!!!
woohoo: you're a total stranger and we've been talking for like a week
woohoo: you could be a creepy 80 year old man, for all i know
woohoo: i'm not giving you my name
spacebin: i?? feel?? like?? i've?? been?? insulted??
woohoo: kind of
spacebin: waow how rude
spacebin: now i want to know your name
spacebin: so i can find you and stab you with a pencil
woohoo: ahem, creepy old man
spacebin: stfu i was trying to be nice
spacebin: i just need a friend, i am lonely 😢
woohoo: i have no friends
spacebin: aye, we can be forever alone friends
woohoo: then we won't be alone???
spacebin: exactly!
woohoo: sure w/e
spacebin: gay i have a friend
spacebin: *yay
woohoo: sure
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I actually made that typo but then I kept it because why tf not
Updating 2 times today because why tf not

YOU ARE READING
FIGHT ME . BINWOO
Fiksi Penggemarin which moon bin gets into fights and eunwoo cleans everything up -- woohoo: hello stranger spacebin: i will fight you with a spork