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spacebin: btw i just realized

woohoo: that sporks are terrible weapons?

spacebin: yes but no

spacebin: i don't know your name!!!!

woohoo: you're a total stranger and we've been talking for like a week

woohoo: you could be a creepy 80 year old man, for all i know

woohoo: i'm not giving you my name

spacebin: i?? feel?? like?? i've?? been?? insulted??

woohoo: kind of

spacebin: waow how rude

spacebin: now i want to know your name

spacebin: so i can find you and stab you with a pencil

woohoo: ahem, creepy old man

spacebin: stfu i was trying to be nice

spacebin: i just need a friend, i am lonely 😢

woohoo: i have no friends

spacebin: aye, we can be forever alone friends

woohoo: then we won't be alone???

spacebin: exactly!

woohoo: sure w/e

spacebin: gay i have a friend

spacebin: *yay

woohoo: sure

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