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woohoo: it's been a week since you've talked to me
woohoo: i feel lonely
-4 days later-
woohoo: did you just forget me?
woohoo: i,,, feel,,, so,,, hurt,, rn,,,
spacebin: oml i am so sorry please forgive my poor innocent soul
woohoo: you don't have an innocent soul, nitwit
spacebin: chill, man
spacebin: okay so i may or may not have been talking to you during school last time we talked..
spacebin: and my teacher took my phone from me for like a week
woohoo: i was in class last time we talked, too
woohoo: but the teachers all like me, so i didn't get in trouble
spacebin: (・へ・)
spacebin: teach me your ways
woohoo: step one- stop fighting people
woohoo: step two- call me daddy
spacebin: okay man wtf was step two
woohoo: i swear to jisoos that was not me
woohoo: i apologise on behalf of my dumbass friend
woohoo: hey this is 'dumbass friend' minhyuk
spacebin: ..... hi?
woohoo: i just locked dongmin in the bathroom and i still have his phone
woohoo: so it's all good
spacebin: dongmin?
woohoo: yep that's his name
woohoo: usually goes by eunwoo though
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'minhyuk! give me my phone back!' dongmin shouted as he opened the bathroom door, chasing after his friend
'alright, alright, here's your phone!' minhyuk laughed, tossing it to dongmin, 'gotta blast! see ya.'
minhyuk left and dongmin almost screamed as he read what minhyuk said to 'spacebin'.
'minhyuk i swear to god..'
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spacebin: this might sound a bit far fetched but..
spacebin: i think i know you in real life
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well it's about time someone figured it out

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FIGHT ME . BINWOO
Fanfictionin which moon bin gets into fights and eunwoo cleans everything up -- woohoo: hello stranger spacebin: i will fight you with a spork