The Game Within You

Chapter 3. The World opens

I've been playing this game for sooooo long now. I've unlocked all characters, stages, and even the trophies. This is all that I think about now. "How can I get better?", "Can I get even better?", "Do people play this game seriously?". I've been on my head for many weeks thinking about people playing this game seriously. I wonder if people get paid to play this.

"RRRIIIINNNNNGGGGGG" The bell goes off and I snap back to reality. I've been thinking about playing this game every millisecond of the day. Next period is math. If I get all of my work done, I can research all of my questions.

I get done with 20 math problems in 15 minutes. I don't care if I got them all wrong or right. I just wanted my questions to be answered. I turn in my work and hide behind my desk with a computer. I simply search "Competitive Melee". There are a ton of results. I click on the first video I see. It is a guy named Dr. PP vs. Armada.

Falco and Peach are selected. They go to Battlefield to play their match. They move so fast! Dr. PP moves quickly and shoots lasers. Armada can't approach PP because the lasers stuns him in his steps. They basically play footsies until Armada's Peach gets a hit. He hits him, again, again, and again. It was reminiscent of Zander's play. PP dies and the crowd goes crazy!

I thought to myself, "I want to be that good! I want to make the crowd cheer like he di-" I get interrupted by this guy taking the computer and he says,"What cha' watching?" He looks at the screen and smiles. He says, "You like Nintendo? You fuckin' loser! What are you, 3!? Play a real game like Call of Duty!"

My head fills with anger. I want to punch him but I know I will get into deep trouble. I notice he sits down and puts in earbuds. I think, "If I can access his phone through this computer, I can play some ear-piercing noise." I get on it. I use the find IPhone application provided by the computer.

There it is. "IPhone 100014562". So I go to Apple's website and type in the phone ID. It says the phone is currently active. I click on it and I see what he is listening to. "Drake". So I change the pitch to 320 hertz (The highest hear able note).

Authors note: I am completely aware that those events are impossible.

He jumps and throws his phone. I smile and continue watching the video. Penis