- twenty two

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jimin:
can we all agree that taehyung
and hoseok need to fuck
already

seokjin:
language

seokjin:
but i agree

namjoon:
i second that

hoseok:
uM WHO SAYS WE HAVENT?!?!??

taehyung:
hoseoks a bottom

taehyung:
thought y'all should know

yoongi:
jimin you owe me $10

taehyung:
you bid?

hoseok:
on ME BEING A BOTTOM

jimin:
i said you switched if that
makes you feel better

taehyung:
well we did

hoseok:
he just topped first

jimin:
that means tae has to bottom on v-day

namjoon:
speaking of that

seokjin:
you have a present for me
don't you :)))))

namjoon:
lol um

seokjin:
dONT YOU

taehyung:
well namjoon's dead

hoseok:
you'll be dead too if i don't
have at least a rose or some
shit

yoongi:
all i have to do is give jimin
the good succ

jimin;
tis true

taehyung:
i'll give you a good
succ baby

hoseok:
i hate you

jungkook:
and for once i leave a good
conversation

taehyung:
ooh jungkook do you
have a valentine

jungkook:
not really

hoseok:
you can spend valentines with
us if you want

taehyung:
yeah

jungkook:
nah i have plans just not
a specific someone

hoseok:
oh ok

jungkook:
because my valentine is
already taken



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well i needed some kind
of angst but to let you
guys know. no it's not tae
or hoseok.

leave some theories to who it is below :)

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