| MAKE ME LAUGH

- thirty two

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hoseok:
ATTENTION CHILDREN

jungkook:
yes?

seokjin:
i thought i was the mother here.

taehyung:
you are but still

hoseok:
ME AND TAE HAVE NEWS.

namjoon:
is hoseok pregnant yet

taehyung:
no?

seokjin:
what happenED?!?1

hoseok:
tae you say it.

taehyung:
WHAT

taehyung:
YouU said it was something
you wanted to say

jimin:
just say it omg

yoongi:
yeah

seokjin:
i'm fREAKNG OUT

namjoon:
he really is he's having a deadass heart attack rn

taehyung:
well

taehyung:
me and hoseok are doing
something really awesome

hoseok:
you're horrible at announcing
big news

seokjin:
wait

yoongi:
you guys are getting married
or something aren't you

taehyung:
weLL I WAS TYPING A LONG
ASS SENTIMENTAL PARAGRAPH EXPLAINING THE NEWS BUT SOMEONE HAD TO GO AND INTERRUPT ME >:(

namjoon:
so you guys really are getting
married?

seokjin:
well i'm gonna go die

taehyung:
what? why?

seokjin:
you guys are so young don't you think marriage is something that you should wait in?

taehyung:
that's what hoseok said

hoseok:
it's not to early if we're 100% sure about the decision

seokjin:
still i don't want you guys having to go through emotional shit when you're like 5

taehyung:
i'm 22 wtf

hoseok:
and i'm almost 24

seokjin:
JUST BC YOURE 25 DOESNT MEAN SHIT WILL WORK OUT.

taehyung:
well i thought we'd get support but i'm sorry for missing that notion.

yoongi:
seokjin you can at least give them some credit they are like the perfect couple

seokjin:
i just don't want people to go through shit when they can avoid it.

jungkook:
still, i get you're being motherly, but they've gone through shit already

taehyung:
i don't want to lose a friend over my decision to get engaged to someone i know i love and want to spend the rest of my life with.

seokjin:
whatever.

seokjin has left the conversation!

hoseok:
i just wanted someone to support us.

jimin:
yoongi, jungkook and i support you guys

namjoon:
seokjin has just been through
this before with other people.

namjoon:
he doesn't want you guys
to get hurt because he loves and cares for both of you.

taehyung:
i'll call or text him later...

hoseok:
yeah...sorry.

namjoon:
don't apologize. it's fine.

namjoon:
he just knows the pain of being left alone and it's not fun.

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guess who decided to add some last bits of drama before the end :D