Of Coffee And Cats (Jumin x Jaehee)

What the FUUUU---

     Jaehee glanced at the title that had appeared on her screen.  Of Coffee and Cats? JUMIN X JAEHEE FANFIC??!   She sighed, honestly, what do people write these days...?

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A few minutes later Jaehee found herself reading... and cringing... very hard.  

Wait... wait , so if people write fanfiction about this thing called Mystic Messenger and I'm in the fanfiction... does that mean I'm from Mystic Messenger?  Even more so... am I being written in a fanfic right now?! Jaehee dramatically gasped and promptly REEE'ed, catching the attention of Jumin.

     "Jaehee, what is wrong, my love?" Jumin asked smoothly

     "WHAAAAAA--??" Jaehee screeched, surprised at the sudden out of character action that Jumin had produced, "My love...?!  Jumin, what the hell, we aren't lovers!"

  Jumin shrugged, "Well, I'm being out of character right now so I can do whatever I want, like this!"  Jumin gently turned Jaehee's head and readied himself.

     "Nani...?"  Jaehee's eyes widened as she spoke in a different language, "What are you doing...?"

"This." Jumin swooped down, as if he was about to attack her face with his.

     "Jumin, please refrain from head butting me.  I'd very much like to keep my consciousness." Jaehee deadpanned as Jumin moved 1234 miles per hour towards her face.    

     "Muah." Jumin softly pecked Jaehee's cheek, "There, was that OOC enough?"

     Jaehee stared at Jumin.

     And she stared.

     And she stared.

     Still staring...

     Sigh.

     Jaehee took a deep breath...

     And screamed.

     "WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--------"

The end.

A/N- Hello, sorry for not posting.  I'm probably gonna leave this account, or I might just make comedy stories for the sake of it.   Uh, so Denial is probably cancelled due to lost interest, cringe, and OOC actions but I might consider making another version of it (a better version) if I have time.  The comedy stories are probably gonna be super short like this due to my busy schedule as I'm in hIGhschool now.  So, yeah, see ya. 

     -Trash-san (yes, that is my name)