"Lizzy chan.. You're right.. He looks just like me."
I looked over Dazai and saw Kazue sleeping.. He didn't seem very tired a couple of hours ago.. I suppose the flight was tiring though.
"When have I ever lied about something serious?"
".. Many times.. What you should have said was, 'how many times have I ever lied to you?'"
"How many times have I ever lied to you, Dazai?"
"Sometimes."
"Dazai!"
"Shh.. He's sleeping."
"Dazai.. 1- he's the deepest sleeper on the planet 2- when have I lied to you."
"When we first meet you said your ability was to kill anyone that annoys you.. Lie number one, you can kill anyone and they don't have to be annoying. Lie number two, you said that you could help me with my suicide wishes.. You haven't done anything of the sort."
"I keep telling you I actually had that ability at the time I just changed it not long after because I feared many people in the Mafia would start disappearing.. And when I said help you I meant literally help you not help you the way you thought."
"Still sounds like lies."
"Hahaha.. You know many reunites with a child you never meant aren't traditionally arguments about whether someone lied or not usually it;s just tears of joy."
Dazai turned up in my face and held my chin with a devious smile,
"This is Dazai you speak to."
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Not My Job
FanfictionDazai slacks off and asks Liz to do his job assigned to him with out much detail whatsoever. She goes on the job despite being annoyed by this and has in the end felt quite used and toyed with by someone.
