Liam walks out of the bathroom talking on his cell phone, speaking loudly so the guests in the room could hear the conversation, "yes Harry. What? Your boss tried to rape you? Oh well that's terrible. I'm sorry your having a bad birthday. Yeah it's too bad your such a loser and you don't have any friends or parties to come home to. Okay see you tomorrow, ha ha bye bye." Liam hung up his cell phone and put it in his back pocket, he then spoke "Okay everyone! Harry is on his way! We don't have much more time so get cracka lackin jackin"
The guests were scrambling around to perfect the suprise party to every last detail. Liam noticed Niall in the corner, struggling to set up his own party game. "Niall, what the fuck are you doing?" Liam asked.
"I'm setting up pin the tail on the Taylor Swift asshole you got a problem? I'm allowed to make games too so get fucked and leave me alone."
Liam mumbles to himself "drunk already" he rolls his eyes as he slowly walks away. The only reason Liam did not respond back to Niall was because he actually didn't think that "pin the tail on the Taylor Swift" was such a bad idea.
Liam decides to check on Zayn, who was hanging up a banner that he made himself. "Uhm Zayn. What exactly is that supposed to say?" the banner read 'I am sofa king we tar did'
"Read it out Liam" Zayn answers back
"Uhm, okay.... I am sofa king we tar did"
to Zayn, it sounded like he was saying 'I am so fucking retarded'
He was chucking
"What Zayn? What's so funny?" Liam shouted at him in confusion
"You called yourself retarted" he continues laughing out loud like a six year old.
All of a suddon Liam felt a hand ticking up his penis, giving him an unwanted pleasure. "Louis! What are you doing?!". Liam cries.
"SHUT UP. DON'T TALK. DON'T ASK. JUST GIVE ME YOUR PENIS"
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT"
Louis face began to turn red. "FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOUR A FAT PRICK ASSHOLE AND YOU THINK YOUR THE BOSS! I NEED TO BORROW YOUR PENIS FOR AN EXPERIMENT WHEATHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!"
He was not taking no for an answer.
Louis pulled a gigantic chainsaw from his pockets and he used it to remove Liams penis from his body.
"Oh Yeah were gonna have some fun with this one" Louis says to himself. He then ran away from the scene.
Next thing you know, Harry walks through the don't door.
Liam is shouting in anger "OH HAPPY FREAKING BIRTHDAY YOU CURLY HAIRED COTTON BALL PIECE OF SHIT! HOPE YOUR HAVING A GOOD DAY BECAUSE I NO LONGER HAVE A PENIS! WHO FOR ME RIGHT? YEAH FUCK YOU ALL! I HATE ALL OF YOU ANALLY DISFUNCTIONED FUCKERS!! ALL OF YOU GO SHOVE A TURKEY UP YOUR ESOPHAGUS AND GET OUT OF MY HOUSE"
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FanfictionI woke up in the middle of the night, the sex was phenomenal, until I realized ... I had sex with her cat.
