"Oh Louis, I want to be with you forever" Eleanor whispered as she kissed Louis on his rough toes
he smiled
"Yeah, that would be nice.. too bad too bad your such an ugly ass bitch"
Eleanors jaw dropped, and her shock turned to despair, "Whaaa? But I thought you loved me"
"Ehh, I kinda do" Louis replied, "but you really need to shave down there. It's like a gorilla."
Louis made a nasty face after thinking about Eleanor's hairy vagina.
"Okay Louis, I'll remember to pick up some razor's at the dollar store."
Louis unbuttoned his pants, "Good, now get over here and suck on my 8 incher"
Louis took a handful of Eleanor's hair and aggressively her face into his genital area."
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*knock knock* Eleanor answered the door "Why goodmorning!" Eleanor greeted Zayn.
"Hi Eleanor, is uhhh.... is Louis home? "
"Ohhh I'm sorry, he just left. Would you like me to leave a message for him?"
"Yeah I suppose so, uhhh., just tell him he left his vibrator in my shower"
"Yeah," Eleanor smiled "sure thing"
There was an awkward, 15 second pause, well it was awkward for Zayn anyway. Eleanor started thinking about how Zayn scratches the back of his neck and bites his lip while he talks. Eleanor got lost staring into his beautiful brown eyes.
"Well Eleanor, sorry to interrupt. I should get going" Zayn said eagerly
"Oh of course"
Eleanor put her arms out for a hug. Zayn rolled his eyes and gave Eleanor and awkward goodbye hug. Eleanor began to sniff Zayn's lucious hair. She couldn't help but to taste a small strand. Before you know it, she went from sniffing, to tasting, to devouring Zayn's hair like a Llama.
Zayn pushed Eleanor off of him once he noticed her eating his hair, "ELEANOR!" he cried "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! "
"Ohhh.. uhmm Zayn," she said nervously "It seems that I yawned and your hair found it's way into my mouth." she was embarrassed.
Zayn put his hand over his face and nodded his head "Whatever Eleanor, I gotta go. Bye. "
Zayn tried to shit the door but Eleanor stopped him halfway
"Okay Zayn! See you on the flipside!" Eleanor smiled greatly
"Uhm yeah okay."
You could hear Zayn mumbling "annoying bitch" as he walked away to his car
Eleanor shut the door on Zayn and she uncontrollably blushed at the thought of what had just happened.
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Fiksi PenggemarI woke up in the middle of the night, the sex was phenomenal, until I realized ... I had sex with her cat.
