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Eleanor found herself falling asleep on the bus, though she kept herself awake by the naked homeless man kicking her seat behind her. She turns on her track phone to check the time, 7:15. "Blue waffles!" she says aloud, "it's only been 15 minutes since I've got on the bus" she says to herself. Eleanor takes out her headphones and decides to jam to some tunes. "Put your finger in me" by the Red Hot Cock Suckers began to play. The Red Hot Cock Suckers are an unknown garage band. Eleanor discovered them while at the mall one day. She was looking for a private place to go take a giant dump when she found them practicing and smoking crack inside a dumpster. The lead singer offered her sex and when Eleanor refused he said he understood and gave her a copy of their album. Most of the songs on the album are illegally downloaded and were not written by them.

Eleanor began to sing very loud

"Put your finger in me daddy

I've been feeling a little lonely

Put your tounge in me daddy

Lick me the way I like yeah"

It seemed to be that everyone on the bus was staring at her. Eleanor was ready for an eight hour bus ride, alone, with Louis clear from her mind.

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"Attention everyone, attention. We have just arrived in Huntsville, Alabama. If you plan to depart here, please quickly gather your belongings and exit at the door closest to you. Thank you." the bus driver announced through a loud speaker. 

"Well, I guess this is where I get off!" Eleanor annouced out loud. She caught the attention of a few annoyed paasengers surrounding her.

A young green headed women tapped Eleanor on her shoulder "Excuse me. Hi uhm, would you mind kindly shutting the fuck up? You've been making comments to yourself and singing inappropriate songs the entire 8 hour bus ride. You've been quite a bother to everyone. You really don't need to say everything out loud." 

Eleanor seemed confused "Oh I'm terribly sorry. Next time I'll wear a nuzzle." Eleanor flipped her hair with confidence and a bit of sass!

The green haired women rolled her eyes and decided it would be best to walk away. Meanwhile, Eleanor began gathering her luggage. The only baggage she brought along with her was a hello kitty roller backpack and a puss yellow colored duffle bag.  Eleanor had everything in her hand and ready to go. When she began to exit the bus, she tripped on her own feet and fell on her face. Lucky for Eleanor, she was not hurt, but her belongings fell out of her backpack and scattered the floor of the bus.

"Oh nuggets!" Eleanor shouted with great fustration. 

"Can anyone give me a helping hand here!?" she called out as a plead for assistance, but as usual she was laughed at and ignored. She started to pick up her belongings off the floor by herself, starting with a box of multi strength tampons that ended up all over the place. Finally, an old asian man was kind enough to help Eleanor by picking up some her dropped items and placing them back into her backpack. 

Eleanor stood up and gave the man an awkward smile "Thank you so much Mr.Asian Man! You've been a huge help!"

The man gave her a strange look, he seemed offended. He simply returned the smile and exited the bus with Eleanor exiting behind him. 

Eleanor welcomed the dirty Alabama air that softly hit her face as she stepped off the bus and onto the hard concrete. 

"This is it! This is the day I've been waiting for since yesterday!!"