When your boyfriend cheated but he doesn't know that you know.
Boyfriend: What's your issue? Are you hurt or something?
You: My issue, is that I wish your mother would have swallowed
A/n just so you know I'm not going through a break up I just think these one's are funny
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RandomWelcome to my school of sass, this is a school where sarcasm and comebacks are key. Here you will learn how to deal with all sorts of bull crap, like the annoying know it all girl, ex boyfriend, teachers even and of course, the high school bitch. Ha...