Iamma walked down the streets with her best friend Angela Perkins, crying her eyes out.
"IT WAS TERRIBLE ANGEY!!!" Iamma managed to say between sobs. "JUST FrICKEN AWFUL"
"Aww c'mon Iamma, it couldn't have been that bad." Angela tried to comfort her best friend but it seemed hopless.
"No, Angey! You don't understand! Charles gave me a pink rose at recess in front of everyone!! Do you know how embarrassing that is!?" Iamma blurted out. Her sadness turning into annoyance at her friends poor comforting skills.
"What's wrong with a pink rose? I thought you liked pink." Angela said in confusion.
"Angela you idiot!" Iamma screamed and shook Angela by the shoulders. "Everyone knows that if a guy gives one girl a red rose and one a pink rose, that means the girl with the pink rose is nothing but a side chick!!!! Charles called me a side chick in front of the entire 3rd grade class and left me for some other perra!" Iamma growled. Why was she friends with this girl?
"Oh. Sorry." Said Angela. Rubbing her shoulders. "I'm sure you can find someone else though. I mean, your THE Iamma! You have like so many redeeming qualities!" Angela said.
"I know Angey but....let's face it...I'll never find love..." Iamma said, as she used Angela's favorite sweater as a tissue.
Suddenly a gust of wind flew by, completely drying Iamma's tears. Both Iamma and Angela looked up to see a kid who was about the same height as a Iamma.
"Who the heck was that?" Iamma asked, pulling her face out of Angela's top.
"Oh, that must have been Kick Buttowski." Confirmed Angela.
Iamma blinked in amazement, never in her 9 years of being alive has ever seen someone so awesome! Or awesome looking! The tan skin, the red and white striped jumpsuit and helmet. The fearless glare he gave the world as he skated on by. He was.....perfect.
"Buttowski..." Iamma sighed lovingly. She loved the way that name rolled off her tongue. "Wait, how do you know who he is? He doesn't go to our school." Iamma asked.
"Oh, my dumb older siissster Kendall has a stupid crush on him." Angela hissed at having to mention the mere existence of her older sister. "He's all she talks about. She thinks I don't hear her when she writes out loud in her dumb diary but our walls are ridiculously thin." She said.
"Kendall huh? Looks like Iamma has some competish." Iamma said.
"What was that, Iamma?" Questioned Angela.
"Shut up, and listen up, Ange!" Iamma pulled Angela down to her level by the color of her shirt.
"I need you to learn everything you can about this, Kick Buttowski. I want all the information on him you can get on him by morning. And we are switching schools tomorrow so be prepared for that too." Iamma ordered.
"But Iamma! That means I have to go to school with my siissster, Kendall!" Angela hissed/wined.
"But if we don't switch schools together, we can't stay best friends." Iamma said.
Angela thought for a moment. School back at East Mellowbrook Elementry would be pretty boring without Imma there to liven things up. Plus Iamma is her only friend.
"Okay. But I'm not sure how cool my mom would be with me switching back to my home school after I spent so much time convincing her to let me go to a separate school." Angela mentioned.
"You leave your mom to me." Iamma said. "Just be sure to do what I say and be at my door step at 7:00am sharp." Iamma said as she gave Angela a glare. Silently telling her not to argue any further.
"Aye! Aye! Captain!!" Angela said and ran off to her house in the opposite direction.
"Now, it's time for Iamma to do a little shopping......"
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Amm Buttowski: Episode 1: The Encounter
FanfictionIamma is young grade schooler who just got dumped in the most hurtful ways. She falls into a deep depression before she meets the guy she's been waiting her whole life to meet.
