Tooner's book of sour apple sauce and pizza (the lemon x reader junk)

Paulie boi x readyrr

U watch Eddsworld a lot like a shit ton
Re runs until your mum sez you need to get off her property kinda extreme
U really loiked Paultryk-I mean Paul
Since dem eyebrows got you on the door screaming "PAAAAUUUULLLLLJEUSSUR SO HAWT NGHHH AW I FUCKING SHITTED MY PANTSUS"
So one day lil y/n was looking for a place to live until she saw a flyer about joining the red army. All you had was your Mattordtom thong on and ur Paul body pillow. Oh well at least u can snap necks liek how I did with ur dad and my money
So yeah loli y/n has joined the red army and has contributed several types of STDs to ur inmates because u raep the ones who had crushed on ur man paulie pocket pussy. Just the casual way, giving them some pudding with a little bit of ZIPZOPZOOPITY BOP on their jello
Lets just say it like this
Mrs your name pinned a drugged soldier to the wall and tied their arms and mercilessly whips her futa cock out and opens a special hole in the red army soldier
"Is the pudding pops going well ?" You sez as you press the helpless pear to wall as ur cucc literally causes a belly boner in them. "(Insert hentai noises)" sez the person you're taping for luvver
"Heh, I'm just practicing for Paul, besides I'm cutting it off because I wanna get frickled in my loose pussy"

Several months later
After Zipzopzoopitybopping every person on the red army (even Tord and Patryk Jesus u r a yandere gril)
All that was left was Paul
"Recently it has come to my attention that everyone seems to have their asses penetrated since y'all are walking funny and I can tell you've been buttfucked" sez Paul during a meeting. You were actually sleeping with ur Paul body pillow as you cut ur pengis off and tape to it and then use it against yourself
"All except One, who's been walking fine and normal"
The meeting ended after Paul and Patryk made out on the table but then stopped because Patryk's ass fell off because of pUDDING POPS
Paul was den burry hunray
He needs to fuk something with a tight assbut
Like yours
He made his way to your room where you had cummed all over your room because of the pillow
You noticed he was here and panicked
"ahAAAH Paul what are you do here? I can explain th-" you were interupts by two thicc eyebrow touching your forehead sensually as 24 pairs of lips touched yours
He had tight grap on u
Too tigHT
He was pinning u to the wall as he took off his pantyhoses and unsheathes his third leg
His tongue was choking you because it was reaching your esophagus and exploring your lungs
Then he slids the bagel into the hot doggy and the doggy reached his tongue 👅
And then his eyebrows were choking you too so ten necrophilia was bron and ended up fuckibg his own body pillow anyways the end