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Group chat
Carl: YOU GUYS HELP ME!
Rick: what happened?
Carl: ENID AND RON ARE CHASING ME, AND THEY HAVE A BOX FULL OF TOYS
Michonne: toys? That's not that bad though.
Carl: do I really have to explain what type of "toys" they are.
Carl: IM HERE RUNNUNG FOR MY MOUTHERFUCKING LIFE.
Rick: OH JESUS! but u a virgin!!!
Carl: actually I've had imaginary sec with all the thirsty fan girls also running after me.
Anonymous: OH SO IM OUT OF THE PICTURE HERE?
Carl: um yeah ur ugly
Anonymous; whatever pickle dick. I have Enid and Ron that box so enjoy pop eye.
Carl: WTF
anonymous: yeah but I might've accidentally shoved Enid off a cliff.
Carl: what WHAT? IM SO CONFUSED
anonymous: don't be SHE TRYNNA STEAL MY MAN
Carl: I'm being sexually harassed by all of you
Fan girls: WE WILL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE US
Carl: alright I'll brb Ron is catching up
Rick: so ur basically running and typing?
Rick: Carl?
Rick: son?
Ron: HES MINE!! ALL MINE!!
Rick: o shiet. He got to him
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If TWD had IPhones
FanfictionIn an apocalyptic world where The Walking Dead™ had iPhones and where Ron's gay-ass tries to get with Carl. - Get ready for the funniest text messages you've ever seen in your life. [copywriting my story or my book cover is not allowed without my...
