Ron and Carl
Ron: hey coral bby
Carl: leave me the fuck alone
Ron: but why? :(
Carl: IM NOT GAY ALRIGHT?!
Ron: hey you always kinda looked like a girl to me
Carl: rlly dude?
Ron: yeah
Carl: you asshole
Ron: you're an asshole
Carl: why did you break up with Enid anyway
Ron: two reasons, one, I met you. Two, she ate my clay turtle I made in 3rd grade.
Carl: how tf can u eat clay?
Ron: that's the thing, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW SHE DID IT.
Carl: omg...
Ron: anywhore.... why don't you stop by at my place and we can make babies?
Carl: you mean hell? Bc u died.
Ron: fuck u alright?
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If TWD had IPhones
FanficIn an apocalyptic world where The Walking Dead™ had iPhones and where Ron's gay-ass tries to get with Carl. - Get ready for the funniest text messages you've ever seen in your life. [copywriting my story or my book cover is not allowed without my...
