Group chat
Ron: guys I think our daughter Esmeralda is sick..
Carl: wHAT
Rick: ESMERALDA?!
Ron: yeah that's me and Carl's daughter
Michonne: who the fuck would want their kid to kill themselves for having the name Esmeralda?
Carl: WHERES MY SAY IN THIS?!
Ron: honey you go home and get us some food for the baby
Carl: I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW THE DOLL GOT IN UR HANDS IN THE FIRST PLACE!
Ron: SHES SICK
Ron: SHES SO PALE
Jessie: I'm sure it can't be that bad-
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Enid: WHAT IN THE FUCK?!
Carl: WHERE'D ITS HAIR COLOR GO?!
Ron: IDK MAN!
Carl: WHY IS SHE NAKED?!
Sam: NUTIDY!!! NUDITY!!
Rick: more like nutitties amiright
[michonne has left the group chat!]
Ron: WHAT SHOULD WE DO?! SHES DYING
Carl: LET IT DIE!!!1!
Enid: you guys do know this is a doll right
Sam: wait then what's this:
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Ron: ESMERALDA?!
Carl: SHIT NUGGET?!
Ron: what?
Carl: that's my nickname for her get off my back
Sam: WHY IS SHE IN MY ROOM!!/'nd&:'727;8;$:?
Ron: HAS MY BABAY LEARNED TO WALK?!
Carl: it's a doll
Ron: ......
Enid: ....
Rick: .....
Ron: oh fu-
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If TWD had IPhones
FanfictionIn an apocalyptic world where The Walking Dead™ had iPhones and where Ron's gay-ass tries to get with Carl. - Get ready for the funniest text messages you've ever seen in your life. [copywriting my story or my book cover is not allowed without my...
