WHADDUP SLUTS GUESS WHO GOT OUT OF WRITERS BLOCK OR WHATVER.
Group chat
Carl: dude..
Sam: what is it chief queef
Ron: woah! Sam what the hell?!
Sam: shut yo dead ass up
Rick: WHO TAUGHT THE KID PROFANITY?!
Ron: UR DEAD TOO
Sasha: lol same
Abraham: -_-
Sam: I don't think I was talking to any of you shitheads
Enid: WHATS WRONG WITH HIM
Gabriel: HE SINNED!
Daryl: do you REALLY want to say that? ^
Gabriel: lol fair enough.
Sam: shut up you dick biscuits!
Carl: HOLD MY HOOPS
Sasha: this kids outta control
Glenn: why did he start using that language all of a sudden.
Sam: when I died I went to hell since no one liked me in the show and wished death upon me, so Satan taught me a new language!
Enid: .....
Maggie: *maggie shock*
Ron: holy shit..
Sam: what? You cunt nuggets can't take an insult?
Abraham: YOU REALLY WANNA START AN INSULT WAR YOU DICKHEAD??
Sam: BRING IT BITCH
Ron: WHERES YOUR MOTHER?!
Jessie: hello!
Abraham: your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
Sam: YOUR SO UGLY THAT WHEN YOUR MOM DROPPED YOU SHE GOT A TICKET FOR LITTERING
Abraham: that made no sense
Rick: are we really gonna sit here and read this...
Carl: lol nope bye.
[carl has left the group chat!]
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