Gay Ass Group Chat 2 (But It's Gayer)

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"I'll wait, I'll wait, I'll love you like I've never felt the pain, I promise you don't have to be afraid."

(A/N OKAYOKAY SO I WANT MORE IRL CHAPTERS IN THIS ONE BUT THE GROUPCHAT WILL STILL BE A THING DON'T WORRY! <3)  

(Brendon's POV)  

The door opened and Ryan walked in, "Babe, everyone's gonna watch a movie, so come on." He demanded as he gestured for me to get up from our bed. I groaned but obliged. Ryan smiled and grabbed my hand and lead me out to our living room. I welcomed with quite a scene. Pete was lying across the laps of Andy, Joe, and Patrick, while Jack was on Alex's back as Alex ran around chasing Josh. Tyler was laughing and watching Josh run and trip. Rian, Zach, Ray, and Mikey were eating popcorn and watching everybody as Gerard and Frank were looking at movies. Dallon and Kenneth were talking and blushing. Jenna was laying in Sarah's lap as they were both on their phones. Everybody else was just patiently waiting for the movie to start. "LET'S WATCH HOME ALONE!" Jack yelled out suddenly. Everyone made noises in agreement. 

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brendone: who tf used my body wash

jackbarakitty: it was me

alex: i thought you smelled like strawberries

brendone: youre buying me more.

geetard: we all share our money tho

brendone: i swear its like we're all married

frankfronk: basically

patrick: GUYS HELPUSHELPHUE

brendone: PATRICK WHAT 

patrick: PETE AND I ARE AT HOT TOPIC AND GUESS WHO WE SEE RIIGHT NOW LOOKING AT FALL OUT BOY MERCH

milkyway: WHO

patrick: FUCIING G R E E N D A Y

cryanross: YOURE FUCKING LYING

patrick: NOPOE

cryanross: FUCK

patrick: PETE IS TALKING TO THEM OML

cryanross: KEEP US UPDATED

patrick: OHMYFUCK HE GOT THEIR KIKS WH AT

peteypie added mikedirt, treiscool, and billiejoe to the chat

alex: ifyouguysarefuckingwithusillfuckingshovespidersdownyourthroats

jackbarakitty: ^^^^

brendone: RYAN THREW HIS PHONE AND IS HUDDLED IN THE CORNER OF OUR BED IN TEARS WHATHAVEYOUDONE

mikedirt: what

treiscool: ohshit hi

billiejoe: i should've realized that when pete fucking wentz asked for our kiks it was gonna be full of fanboys

peteypie: what are you trying to say dad

patrick: stop calling him dad pete

peteypie: MAKE ME

billiejoe: im trying to say that your the biggest emo fanboy ever

billiejoe: son

peteypie: HE CALLED ME SON I AM COM P L E T E

brendone: IMSODONEWHAT

melanie: FUCK WE LEAVE FOR LIKE AN HOUR TO FUCK AND WE COME BACK TO GREEN FUCKING DAY

halsey: h o w

sarahsmiles: WHY IS RYAN FLOPPING ON HIS BED 

sarahsmiles: WHY IS BRENDON IN HYSTERICS

sarahsmiles: w hy i s g r e e n d a y h e r e

jennaisasmolbean: w h a t

raytoro: nope fuck this shit

raytoro left the chat

milkyway: NO BABE YOU ARE STAYING

milkyway added raytoro to the chat

raytoro: dammit

mikedirt: oh

treiscool: i am confusion

riannotryan: ohfuck

billiejoe: im in a chat full of emo band members who all seem to be gay.

spencersmith: yes dad

billiejoe: they also call me dad

billiejoe: tHEY ALSO JUST GRADUATED HIGHSCHOOL

halsey: well most of us did 

billiejoe: what

halsey: dan and phil havent. neither has alexia

billiejoe: great there are minors

halsey: lol some of use are still 17 anyways

alex: i need to hang out with people my age.

billiejoe: how old are you

alex: 23

jackbarakitty: pedophile

alex: I AM NOT

brendone: im back

brendone: also you had sex with jack when you were 20 and he was 14 just sayin kay bye

alex: HE TOLD ME HE WAS 18 AND I WAS DRUNK 

jackbarakitty: see your a pedo

billiejoe: how were you not arrested

alex: because nobody knew except these people and jacks mom

billiejoe: HIS MOM WAS OKAY WITH THIS?

jackbarakitty: shes okay with pretty much anything

alex: yeah he moved in with me at 15

billiejoe: alex youre a pedophile

alex: NO IM NOT

alex: HE TURNED 18 LAST WEEK

brendone: alex your kinda a pedophile

alex: n o

jackbarakitty: well lets be fair i looked like i was 17 at 14

alex: thank you

mikedirt: fair enough

patrick: Alex you aren't a pedophile

alex: thank you mom

patrick: wait ive always been mom but now billie is dad lets fight

peteypie: PARENT WARS

cryanross: WE ALREADY HAVE GAY WARS GOING ON

alexia: WORLD WAR ALEX

alex: LETS NOT

geetard: brendon stop using my lube

brendone: MAKE ME

billiejoe: ohmyfuck

sarahsmiles: CAN I

frankfronk: yes

sarahsmiles: GGAAAAYYYYY

(A/N HERE IT IS YAY! IT KINDA SUCKED BUT WHATEVER WHOOOPP)

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